Who likes avocados?
CES ’23, Las Vegas. A brewery off the Strip. Halfway through the evening, a pitch competition in a room too loud to listen. Founder after founder fights to be heard, and fails.
Then a man climbs on stage and shouts: “Who likes avocados? Everybody scream: AVOCADO!”
The room screams it back. “Louder!” It gets louder.
He drops the mic and walks off grinning.
The next day his booth is mobbed. He’s selling an avocado tester.
One shot, one minute, no slides.









